Trigger Warning: this show contains talk of meat (and pie).

Mike is late and Jake has the pre-show sh*ts. Language arts class is in session and today's lesson is Amazon Echo pronunciation and pre-iPhone emoticon. Podchasm has been re-remastered for the very first time and both hosts have upgraded their audio-recording suites. Family style restaurants are not as veggie friendly as they should be. Seriously, what's up with the Applebees menu? It's established that Grandpa is a helper and Italian-Irish funerals get so wild that they, themselves, have the potential to kill.

My 14-Hour Search for the End of TGI Friday's Endless Appetizers